Erik, Someone Wants to Date You

words and music by Erik Brandon

Erik, someone wants to date you
So we told her that you're moving out of town
Erik, someone wants to date you
But you're much more fun when you don't have a girlfriend hanging round
So we said no
And we said stop
Go call the feds
No wait, instead
Go call the cops
And tell them something's wrong around here
Cuz someone picked a female over rock n roll and beer

Erik, someone wants to date you
Then we told her that you don't know how to drive
Erik, someone wants to date you
So we'll start a nasty rumor that you're almost 45
And that's okay
That's alright
Go call an ambulance, cuz I'ma start a fight
And things will probably get out of hand
Cuz someone let their girlfriend go and yoko our new band

Dude... I mean, fuck!
I mean, I thought things were going good, like, ummm...
Y'know, we picked out that name, pretty much...
And we had that party to play coming up
And then Denise calls and says that you will be unavailable due to a previous engagement.

Tell me does it irritate you? (Dude! What the fuck?)
That I know someone wants to date you? (You suck, seriously.)
Or did I overestimate you? (I'm fully...)
I hate you, I hate you (I'm gonna fucking hafta...)
Cuz someone wants to date you (SHIT!)

And I don't understand
How you can start a band
Then blow it all to hell
And fucking say "Oh well,"
And I don't think that's cool
Gonna take you back to school
Gonna show you rock n roll
Is the thing that's in your soul

Tell me does it irritate you?
That I know someone wants to date you?
Or did I overestimate you?
I hate you, I hate you
Cuz someone wants to date you