German Chocolate Cake

words and music by Erik Brandon

What's on the kitchen counter
I've never seen this here before
The caramel icing looks enticing
The coconut, I'm not so sure
A little tiny sliver really couldn't hurt
I think I've got a brand new favorite dessert
Oh let me tell you bout this

German chocolate cake, it's so delicious
It's the perfect chocolate cake, I'd do the dishes
If you bake another cake and make it a 
German chocolate cake

Bleeeeaauuughhghg, this cakes disgusting (Okay, know you are just being rude)
It makes me want to run and hide (But you just cannot hide from a cake)
I think you'll want to follow (I would never follow you anywhere)
When you hear what is baked inside (A finger?)
No (A dollar?)
No!
You'll want to give the whole delicious thing to me (You will never get my german chocolate cake)
When you're done looking at your mother's recipe (You must be joking with me)

German chocolate cake ain't made with fishes
No, I think that's a mistake, it sounds suspicious
If it turns out to be fake, I'll finish off this
German chocolate cake

I think you're trying to cheat me (I would never cheat a friend out of dessert!)
And that doesn't seem so fair (No, it doesn't seem so fair)
If you ask me really sweetly (With a cherry, with a cherry on top)
I am pretty sure I'd share

Alright... Erik... Can I please have a slice of your german chocolate cake?
Hmmmmmm... NO

German chocolate cake, give me three wishes
And I'd have two chocolate cakes and meet Sid Vicious
And we'd both have bellyaches from eating all this
German chocolate cake

German chocolate cake, la la la la la la la la 
German chocolate cake, na na na na na na
German chocolate cake, what's better than a german chocolate cake?
Ain't nothing finer than a german chocolate cake
Where can I get another german chocolate cake?
Oh momma, that's a german chocolate cake