Please Don't Call Me Ken

words and music by Erik Brandon

Please don't call me Ken
It's just annoying and it's making me think you're a jerk
Don't call me Ken
My heart has heartened and I don't think that it's going to work
I could soften
If you weren't calling here so often

Please don't call me Ken
I get excited till I look at the caller ID
Don't call me Ken
I know I told you before, "It's not you, it's me"
Now I'm wishin'
That I could reverse my last position

I just don't believe
That you're convinced that a terrible marketing ploy would succeed
Evidently
I can't forgive
You won't forget me

Please don't call me Ken
There's someone out there for you, but I don't think it's me
Don't call me Ken
I've had my fill of your insensitivity
So I'm making changes
Undercover rearranges, Ken