The One

words and music by Erik Brandon

Q will always try and pick fights
And L, M and oh, P are so cruel
G is such a bastard that
I walks a little faster
When I sees him after school

"The Alphabet" is tired and old
We shouldn't put up with their shit
There's only 26 of them
I'll tell you all a secret
Well, the numbers: we are infinite

A line in the sand
Well, who will go first
A fuckton of energy waiting to burst
So who leads the way
When things must get done
The number I'm thinking of
Goes by "The One"

And 2 said that he's got your back
And 3 said to count her in too
And 4 said that he'd be there as well
If 5 and 6 would be in attendance
And 7 said don't get him wrong
He will most likely tag along
And 8 and 9 they were so psyched
And zero was miked because he was a double agent
(0-yeah)